tired of the same old shit?

For a long time I thought of my life as “good enough.”

I’d run up against the same old roadblocks and figure this is the way it is. C’est la vie.

I didn’t realize that everything was connected- my digestion and bad skin and stubborn extra pounds were linked to my stress, lack of sleep, and constant anxiety.

My cluttered home and addiction to STUFF added fuel to the anxiety fire, even though I thought shopping and organizing my gazillion personal belongings made me feel better.

My jam-packed schedule and resultant poor eating habits and lack of “me time” affected my physical and mental health, all trickling down to that anxiety fire again.

I never paused to breathe. I never paused to do the things I wanted to do, and I wasn’t even sure I knew what those things were anymore.

I had a set perspective on the world and the way things were supposed to be, or had to be, and I just didn’t really think about changing anything.

Finally my eyes were opened and I realized it all didn’t have to be this way - that I could feel better, look better, sleep better. I could be less wound up and worried all the time. I could go with the flow and even look forward to the unknown - a concept that seemed fully insane to me years ago.

I realized that the solution wasn’t more of anything, but in fact less - of everything.

In my one-on-one coaching program, I help you cut the crap. Clear the clutter from your home, mind, and schedule to live a simpler yet much richer life.

On the way there we’ll run into your personal roadblocks. These are the limiting beliefs and programming you’ve grown up with that made your outlook what it is. They keep you stuck in your box; they keep you “realistic.” They keep you in the same patterns with money, dating, career, all the things that make you feel like you’re banging your head against the same damn wall.

We’ll knock that wall down.

When you clear the excess from all aspects of your life, your body responds with better physical health, your mind is at ease, and you can get back to enjoying your life NOW. Not waiting for some distant future where everything will finally balance out. There is no such place - more money, a better relationship, more time, a better job, a bigger house, on and on… these won’t give you the life you want. You have to create it, and there’s no use waiting.

I’ve probably never felt this good in my life. The strategies we’ve talked about have helped my anxiety in a way nothing else ever has.
— Elly S.

My coaching program has two pathways:

in person

  • 2x/month one-on-one phone call

  • 2x/month in-person meeting

  • personal assistance in physically clearing the clutter from your life!

  • weekly homework assignment

  • 24/7 email support

  • accountability check-ins

  • lifetime access to Lazy Alumni rates on coaching & retreats!

  • 2 month commitment

  • $1500 paid upfront or

  • $900/month paid monthly

  • $750/month for any additional months thereafter

online

  • weekly one-on-one phone call

  • weekly homework assignment

  • 24/7 email support

  • accountability check-ins

  • lifetime access to Lazy Alumni rates on coaching & retreats!

  • 3 month commitment

  • $1500 paid upfront or

  • $600/month paid monthly

  • $500/month for any additional months thereafter



THAT MONEY, HONEY

I know that for many of us, it all comes down to cost. I remember the first time I sought the help of a healer and balked at the cost. In this case it was a good friend of mine, offering acupuncture services, and she gently reminded me that my own health and wellness was something worth investing in. So I’ll leave you with that same message as well. Whatever you’ve been trying hasn’t been working, so it might be time to try something new, to invest in yourself, to really commit and be held accountable for the work needed to get you over this hump. Still have questions/concerns? Just reach out! I’m happy to chat more to talk about what might be the best fit for you in helping you reach your goals.

Megan has been like a ray of light on my journey of self discovery. She has been full of support and encouragement when I’ve had doubts or things have been tough. It’s been great to get some really practical suggestions for how to get me back on track or see things in a slightly different way. What has been most comforting is that she understands how I’m feeling because she’s been there herself. I couldn’t recommend Megan more highly.
— Hayley N.